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Kendall|17|AZ I have no friends.

Me. Ask. Prudence, the Cat. Just Do It.

lapinmartien:

a strawberry kitten *O*

meanplastic:

me updating my blog

larrycarlson:

LARRY CARLSON, 2009.

I was just watching this

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me

(via makeajokeandillsigh)